Small Business Man
Topic : -A small businessman, who had emigrated to this country, kept his accounts payable in a cigar box, his accounts receivable on a spindle, and his cash in the cash register.
I dont see how you can run your business this way, said his son. How do you know what your profits are.
Son, replied the businessman, when I got off the boat, I had only 36 cents and the pants I was wearing. Today your sister is an art teacher, your brother is a doctor, and you are an accountant. I have a car, a house, and a good business.
Everything is paid for.
Just add it all up, subtract 36 cents and the pants, and theres your profit.