Topic : Common Sense
Leaky Roof
In 1937 architect Frank Lloyd Wright built a house for industrialist Hibbard Johnson. One rainy evening Johnson was entertaining distinguished guests for dinner when the roof began to leak. The water seeped through directly above Johnson himself, dripping steadily onto his bald head. Irate, he called Wright in Phoenix, Arizona. Frank, he said, you built this beautiful house for me and we enjoy it very much. But I have told you the roof leaks, and right now I am with some friends and distinguished guests and it is leaking right on top of my head.
Wrights reply was heard by all of the guests. Well, Hib, why dont you move your chair?
A Piece of the Dogs Tail
In a newly created nation in Africa, an elderly native was told that he was going to be taxed to support the government.
Why? he asked.
To protect you from enemies, to feed you when you are hungry, to care for you when you are sick, and to educate your children, he was told.
I see, said the old man. Its like I have this dog, and the dog is hungry. He comes begging to me for food. So I take my knife, cut off a piece of the poor dogs tail and give it to him to eat. That, I believe is what this taxation is.