He Dropped His Pants
Thaaaats It!
Dislocated Shoulder
Quotes
That Certain Something
Hesitation
Topic : Enthusiasm
A Powerful Engine
Enthusiasm is one of the most powerful engines of success. When you do a thing, do it with your might. Put your whole soul into it. Stamp it with your own personality. Be active, be energetic, be enthusiastic and faithful, and you will accomplish your object. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
He Dropped His Pants
Steve Lyons will be remembered as the player who dropped his pants.
He could be remembered as an outstanding infielder . as the player who played every position for the Chicago White Sox . as the guy who always dove into first base . as a favorite of the fans who high fived the guy who caught the foul ball in the bleachers. He could be remembered as an above-average player who made it with an average ability.
But he wont. Hell be remembered as the player who dropped his pants on July 16, 1990.
The White Sox were playing the Tigers in Detroit. Lyons bunted and raced down the first-base line. He knew it was going to be tight, so he dove at the bag. Safe! The Tigers pitcher disagreed. He and the umpire got into a shouting match, and Lyons stepped in to voice his opinion.
Absorbed in the game and the debate, Lyons felt dirt trickling down the inside of his pants. Without missing a beat he dropped his britches, wiped away the dirt, and . uh oh .twenty thousand jaws hit the bleachers floor.
And, as you can imagine, the jokes began. Women behind the White Sox dugout waved dollar bills when he came onto the field. No one, wrote one columnist, had ever dropped his drawers on the field. Not Wally Moon. Not Blue Moon Odom. Not even Heinie Manush. Within twenty-four hours of the exposure, he received more exposure than hed gotten his entire career; seven live television and approximately twenty radio interviews.
Weve got this pitcher, Melido Perex, who earlier this month pitched a no-hitter, Lyons stated, and Ill guarantee you he didnt do two live television shots afterwards. I pull my pants down, and I do seven. Somethings pretty skewed toward the zany in this game.
Fortunately, for Steve, he was wearing sliding pants under his baseball pants. Otherwise the game would be rated R instead of PG-13.
Now, I dont know Steve Lyons. Im not a White Sox fan. Nor am I normally appreciative of men who drop their pants in public. But I think Steve Lyons deserves a salute.
I think anybody who dives into first base deserves a salute. How many guys do you see roaring down the baseline of life more concerned about getting a job done than they are about saving their necks? How often do you see people diving headfirst into anything'
Too seldom, right? But when we do . when we see a gutsy human throwing caution to the wind and taking a few risks . ah, now thats a person worthy of a pat on the . back.
So heres to all the Steve Lyons in the world.
Thaaaats It!
Tony Award-winning director Jerry Zaks remembers one of his first acting roles, on tour with Zero Mostel in Fiddler on the Roof. I had one critical line, Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness. I was supposed to shout it at Zero, right in his face, and I was sure I was giving my all. But every night, just before the line, hed whisper, Give it to me. Come on, give it to me.
Finally I got so angry I just lost it. I stood up on my toes. I went white; I screamed; I was actually spitting in that face I detested so much, Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness! And this time, the audience roared. And Zero said to me under his breath, Thaaaats it! Thaaaats it!
Dislocated Shoulder
Eugene Ormandy dislocated his shoulder while conducting the Philadelphia orchestra. Maurice Boyd, in his book The Enthusiasms of Robertson Davies, speculated that Ormandy may have been conducting Brahms. In the margin of one of his symphonies Brahms wrote, As loud as possible! Only a few bars later, however, he wrote in Louder still!
I do not know what they were playing, but he was giving all of himself to it! And I have asked myself sadly, Did I ever dislocate anything, even a necktie?
Quotes
- Enthusiasm without knowledge is like running in the dark. Get on fire for God and men will come to see you burn. - John Wesley
- If you arent fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi
That Certain Something
That certain something that makes us greatthat pulls us out of the mediocre and commonplacethat builds into us power. It glows and shinesit lights up our facesENTHUSIASM, the keynote that makes us sing and makes men sing with us. ENTHUSIASMthe maker of friendsthe maker of smilesthe producer of confidence. It cries to the world, Ive got what it takes. It tells all men that our job is a swell jobthat the house which we work for just suits usthe goods we have are the best. ENTHUSIASMthe inspiration that makes us wake up and live. It puts spring in our stepspring in our heartsa twinkle in our eyes and gives us confidence in ourselves and our fellow men. ENTHUSIASMit changes a dead pan salesman to a producera pessimist to an optimista loafer to a go-getter. ENTHUSIASMIf we have it, we should thank God for it. If we dont have it, then we should get down on our knees and pray for it.
Hesitation
Upon the plains of hesitation,
bleached the bones of countless millions
who, on the threshold of victory,
sat down to wait, and waiting they died.