The Lords Prayer
Topic : -Two men were talking together. The first challenged the other, If you are so religious, lets hear you quote the Lords Prayer. I bet you $10 you cant.
The second responded, Now I lay my down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
The first pulled out his wallet and fished out a ten dollar bill, muttering, I didnt think you could do it!