2 Samuel 14:9-33

14:9 The Tekoan woman said to the king, “My lord the king, let any blame fall on me and on the house of my father. But let the king and his throne be innocent!”

14:10 The king said, “Bring to me whoever speaks to you, and he won’t bother you again!” 14:11 She replied, “In that case, ¹  let the king invoke the name of ²  the Lord your God so that the avenger of blood may not kill! Then they will not destroy my son!” He replied, “As surely as the Lord lives, not a single hair of your son’s head ³  will fall to the ground.”

14:12 Then the woman said, “Please permit your servant to speak to my lord the king about another matter.” He replied, “Tell me.” 14:13 The woman said, “Why have you devised something like this against God’s people? When the king speaks in this fashion, he makes himself guilty, for the king has not brought back the one he has banished. 14:14 Certainly we must die, and are like water spilled on the ground that cannot be gathered up again. But God does not take away life; instead he devises ways for the banished to be restored. ⁴  14:15 I have now come to speak with my lord the king about this matter, because the people have made me fearful. ⁵  But your servant said, ‘I will speak to the king! Perhaps the king will do what his female servant ⁶  asks. 14:16 Yes! ⁷  The king may ⁸  listen and deliver his female servant ⁹  from the hand of the man who seeks to remove ¹⁰  both me and my son from the inheritance God has given us!’ ¹¹  14:17 So your servant said, ‘May the word of my lord the king be my security, for my lord the king is like the angel of God when it comes to deciding between right and wrong! May the Lord your God be with you!’”

14:18 Then the king replied to the woman, “Don’t hide any information from me when I question you.” The woman said, “Let my lord the king speak!” 14:19 The king said, “Did Joab put you up to all of this?” ¹²  The woman answered, “As surely as you live, my lord the king, there is no deviation to the right or to the left from all that my lord the king has said. For your servant Joab gave me instructions. He has put all these words in your servant’s mouth. 14:20 Your servant Joab did this so as to change this situation. But my lord has wisdom like that of the angel of God, and knows everything that is happening in the land.” ¹³ 

14:21 Then the king said to Joab, “All right! I ¹⁴  will do this thing! Go and bring back the young man Absalom! 14:22 Then Joab bowed down with his face toward the ground and thanked ¹⁵  the king. Joab said, “Today your servant knows that I have found favor in your sight, my lord the king, because the king has granted the request of your ¹⁶  servant!”

14:23 So Joab got up and went to Geshur and brought Absalom back to Jerusalem. ¹⁷  14:24 But the king said, “Let him go over ¹⁸  to his own house. He may not see my face.” So Absalom went over ¹⁹  to his own house; he did not see the king’s face.

14:25 Now in all Israel everyone acknowledged that there was no man as handsome as Absalom. ²⁰  From the sole of his feet to the top of his head he was perfect in appearance. ²¹  14:26 When he would shave his head – at the end of every year he used to shave his head, for it grew too long ²²  and he would shave it – he used to weigh the hair of his head at three pounds ²³  according to the king’s weight. 14:27 Absalom had ²⁴  three sons and one daughter, whose name was Tamar. She was a very attractive woman. ²⁵ 

14:28 Absalom lived in Jerusalem for two years without seeing the king’s face. 14:29 Then Absalom sent a message to Joab asking him to send him to the king, but Joab was not willing to come to him. So he sent a second message to him, but he still was not willing to come. 14:30 So he said to his servants, “Look, Joab has a portion of field adjacent to mine and he has some barley there. Go and set it on fire.” ²⁶  So Absalom’s servants set Joab’s ²⁷  portion of the field on fire.

14:31 Then Joab got up and came to Absalom’s house. He said to him, “Why did your servants set my portion of field on fire?” 14:32 Absalom said to Joab, “Look, I sent a message to you saying, ‘Come here so that I can send you to the king with this message: ²⁸  “Why have I come from Geshur? It would be better for me if I were still there.”’ Let me now see the face of the king. If I am at fault, let him put me to death!”

14:33 So Joab went to the king and informed him. The king ²⁹  summoned Absalom, and he came to the king. Absalom ³⁰  bowed down before the king with his face toward the ground and the king kissed him. ³¹ 

[14:11]  ¹ tn The words “in that case” are not in the Hebrew text, but may be inferred from the context. They are supplied in the translation for the sake of clarification.

[14:11]  ² tn Heb “let the king remember.”

[14:11]  ³ tn Heb “of your son.”

[14:14]  ⁴ tn Heb “he devises plans for the one banished from him not to be banished.”

[14:15]  ⁵ tc The LXX (ὄψεταί με, opsetai me) has misunderstood the Hebrew יֵרְאֻנִי (yerÿ’uni, Piel perfect, “they have made me fearful”), taking the verb to be a form of the verb רָאָה (ra’ah, “to see”) rather than the verb יָרֵא (yare’, “to fear”). The fact that the Greek translators were working with an unvocalized Hebrew text (i.e., consonants only) made them very susceptible to this type of error.

[14:15]  ⁶ tn Here and in v. 16 the woman refers to herself as the king’s אָמָה (’amah), a term that refers to a higher level female servant toward whom the master might have some obligation. Like the other term, this word expresses her humility, but it also suggests that the king might have some obligation to treat her in accordance with the principles of justice.

[14:16]  ⁷ tn Or “for.”

[14:16]  ⁸ tn Or “will.” The imperfect verbal form can have either an indicative or modal nuance. The use of “perhaps” in v. 15b suggests the latter here.

[14:16]  ⁹ tn Heb “in order to deliver his maid.”

[14:16]  ¹⁰ tn Heb “destroy.”

[14:16]  ¹¹ tn Heb “from the inheritance of God.” The expression refers to the property that was granted to her family line in the division of the land authorized by God.

[14:19]  ¹² tn Heb “Is the hand of Joab with you in all this?”

[14:20]  ¹³ tn Heb “to know all that is in the land.”

[14:21]  ¹⁴ tc Many medieval Hebrew mss have “you” rather than “I.”

[14:22]  ¹⁵ tn Heb “blessed.”

[14:22]  ¹⁶ tc The present translation reads with the Qere “your” rather than the MT “his.”

[14:23]  ¹⁷ map For location see Map5 B1; Map6 F3; Map7 E2; Map8 F2; Map10 B3; JP1 F4; JP2 F4; JP3 F4; JP4 F4.

[14:24]  ¹⁸ tn Heb “turn aside.”

[14:24]  ¹⁹ tn Heb “turned aside.”

[14:25]  ²⁰ tn Heb “Like Absalom there was not a handsome man in all Israel to boast exceedingly.”

[14:25]  ²¹ tn Heb “there was not in him a blemish.”

[14:26]  ²² tn Heb “for it was heavy upon him.”

[14:26]  ²³ tn Heb “two hundred shekels.” The modern equivalent would be about three pounds (1.4 kg).

[14:27]  ²⁴ tn Heb “and there were born.”

[14:27]  ²⁵ tc The LXX adds here the following words: “And she became a wife to Rehoboam the son of Solomon and bore to him Abia.”

[14:30]  ²⁶ tc The LXX adds here the following words: “And the servants of Absalom burned them up. And the servants of Joab came to him, rending their garments. They said….”

[14:30]  ²⁷ tn The word “Joab’s” is not in the Hebrew text, but has been supplied in the translation for stylistic reasons.

[14:32]  ²⁸ tn Heb “saying.”

[14:33]  ²⁹ tn Heb “he.” Joab, acting on behalf of the king, may be the implied subject.

[14:33]  ³⁰ tn Heb “he”; the referent (Absalom) has been specified in the translation for clarity.

[14:33]  ³¹ tn Heb “Absalom.” For stylistic reasons the name has been replaced by the pronoun (“him”) in the translation.