How to Tell When It’s Going to be a Rotten Day
Topic : Demon Possession- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
- Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
- Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
- Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
- The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
- You wake up and your braces are locked together.
- You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business.
- Your income tax check bounces.
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
- Your wife says, “Good morning, Bill,” and your name is George.
