Navy Recruit
Topic : Lordship of Christ, cf. commitmentShortly after joining the Navy, the new recruit asked his officer for a pass so he could attend a wedding. The officer gave him the pass, but informed the young man he would have to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday.
You dont understand, sir, said the recruit. Im in the wedding.
No, you dont understand, the officer shot back. Youre in the Navy!