Short Sermon
Topic : PastoringA minister pleasantly surprised his congregation by delivering a 10-minute sermon instead of the usual 30-minute message. In concluding he explained, I regret to inform you, brethren, that my dog, who appears to be inordinately fond of paper, this morning ate that portion of my sermon which I have not delivered. Let us pray.
After the service a stranger from another church approached the pastor and said, Preacher, please let me know if that dog of yours has any pups. If it does, I want to buy one for my minister.