Signs
Topic : -- In a Kentucky service station: “The only reason we have what you want to borrow is because WE NEVER LOANED IT.” - Bill Mayer, quoted by Joe Creason in Louisville Courier-Journal
- In a candle shop in Massachusetts: “Dogs with big tails not allowed.” - Contributed by Doris Doane
- Advice from an old carpenter: “Measure twice, and saw once.” - Bits and Pieces, December, 1989, p. 18
