Two Plus Two
Topic : -A college-football coach was faced with the possibility that his star player might be declared academically ineligible, so he pleaded with the math professor not to flunk the kid. Tell you what, coach, said the professor, Ill ask him a question in your presence. If he gets it right, Ill pass him. The athlete was called in, and the prof asked, Whats two and two? Four, replied the player. Frantically the coach cried, Give him another chance! Give him another chance!