Definitions of Political Systems
| Communism: | You have two cows. | The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk. |
| Socialism: | You have two cows. | The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. |
| Fascism: | You have two cows. | The government takes both cows and sells you the milk. |
| Nazism: | You have two cows. | The government takes both cows, then shoots you. |
| Bureaucracy: | You have two cows. | The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain. |
| Capitalism: | You have two cows. | You sell one of them and buy a bull. |
| Democracy | everyone has two cows | A vote is taken, and whatever the majority decides to do, you do, and that’s no bull! |
Pulpit Helps, August, 1992, p. 8
