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Topic : Complaining

You will find that, as a rule, those who complain about the way the ball bounces are usually the ones who dropped it.
Air travel has great advantages, but have you ever had to sit in a bus three hours while it circled around the depot'
It’s not very encouraging to know your bank deposits are protected by an agency of a federal government that’s $1.6 trillion in debt.

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